The duvet blues

By thenoblesavage

I hate my duvet. It’s all floppy and just squishes around inside the button-on cover, the extra material flapping around the sides uselessly. My duvet is like a flaccid penis.

As the blogosphere as my witness, the next time I move house I am buying my own (super duper king size) bed and finally investing in some lovely, expensive, luxurious bedding. I will also buy an extra set so that when I’m waiting for one set to line dry, I don’t have to have mismatched, horrible, cheap bedding. I’m going to jazz up the boudoir, and that can never be a bad thing. Bowmp chicka bowmp bowmp

3 Responses to “The duvet blues”

  1. Anonymous Says:

    I JUST DID THIS MYSELF! I bought an insanely pricey set of queen size orgasmically soft sheets (QSOSS). Have you anything comparable to thecompanystore.com out there? I did a search for the aforementioned QSOSS because I have been so dissatisfied with my own. According to the WSJ, they are THE best sheets. When they landed like manna on my doorstep and I excitedly tucked them in, and then landed in bed hours later, I wept. It is so very worthwhile. However, I could not afford two sets, but I also have a dryer ;) - NYS

  2. Nicole Says:

    Sigh.

    I used to have the dream and then I married an Englishman with no taste that won’t let me have taste.

    This used to be my bed: http://www.flickr.com/photos/travelingtreefrog/27344084/in/set-1180752/

    My mom has it now and the plan is that we will ship it here when we have a place to put it.

    I had (have still but can’t use them here as they are Queen) ridiculously high thread count sheets, expensive pilllowtop matress, a feather bed, fluffy duvet. . .

    Here, I am stuck on a poxy double bed that came with the flat, cheap scratchy sheets, a thin duvet because Stu hates thick duvets and his favourite duvet cover has little suns and moons all over it.

    I dream of having my own room that he can’t touch.

  3. adam Says:

    it’s all about shaking the duvet inside the cover! i’ve got this all down to an art!

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