There’s a Button bandit on the loose

One of my favorite sweet treats is Cadbury’s Dairy Milk Buttons in a smooth milk chocolate pudding. They come in these little packs with the Buttons on one side and the pudding on the other so you can mix them together. Imagine combining these two

Mmm. You see what I mean, right?

So, imagine my surprise when I got home with my little treasure of a dessert and sat down to eat it, only to discover some ass clown had peeled back the edge of the package and stolen the Buttons! What kind of savage does something like that?! Either steal the whole thing or leave it. Don’t just abandon the velvety chocolate pudding there all by itself, Button-less. I mean, it’s just common courtesy. There must a Thieving Bastards Conduct Code out there that prohibits the stealing of only one half of a chocolate treat.

I know I should have thrown the whole thing away since it had been opened and tampered with, but I wasn’t going to let the Thieving Bastards win. So I ate the pudding angrily, with narrowed eyes. I’ll show them. *shakes fist angrily at sky*